In spirit of our name, Chain Gang Media, our latest contributor Sharayah Pranger has started a new series of art to enjoy and class up this joint: Animals and Their Crimes!
First up is a one-percenter tortoise who clearly has been embezzling. Look at that hat. What a fat-cat. Um, fat-tortoise.
I bet his fancy lawyer will get him reduced to house arrest. Confined to his shell. You know. Because he’s a tortoise.
Would you say he’s… shell-fish?